Lottie : Tell us all about it! Betty : Please do. Oliver : All right. All right. We were sailing along in clear weather when all of the sudden a terrible storm came up! Didn't it Stanley? Stan : Yeah, and then we floundered in the typhoid. Oliver : Not typhoid. He means typhoon, Sugar. Then the ship started to shake and we both dived overboard! Didn't we Stanley? Stan : Yeah, just as the boat was going down for the third time. Oliver : And here we are.

Lottie : That wax eater of yours is no different from the rest! He had just as much to do with this as my Oliver did! Betty : Oh, I admit he lied. But, there's one thing I do know. When he gets back home and I ask him, he'll confess and tell me everything! [Lottie laughs]  Betty : That's more than that blimp of yours will do!

Lottie : [Sarcastically]  So Stanley wouldn't *dare* lie to *you*... Betty : Well, he never has before.

Betty : Stanley wouldn't dare lie to me. I hate to think what would happen if he ever did.

Betty : Stanley, is Oliver telling the truth? Oliver : Go ahead and tell her. [He mimes smoking a cigarette]  Betty : Is he? Stan : [cries]  No, we didn't go to Honolulu, we went to the convention... [cries overtake his dialog... Oliver stares at the camera]