Taco is the younger brother of Kevin and is always stoned. Taco doesn't know much about fantasy football and sometimes forgets he's in the league. He has a penchant for attempting to draft Canadian players, drafting kickers and starting them. Nonetheless, he has won the league championship, much to the chagrin of the rest of the players. Taco is an unemployed musician and pretty much lives off what his brother Kevin and Kevin's wife Jenny provide him.Taco generally has good intentions, but his efforts to look out for others usually end up making things worse. He is also very creative and goes out of his way to make things on his own that are otherwise easily obtained, such as deodorant and a real Facebook wall -- a cardboard poster he carries around with messages and photos pinned to it.Taco is said to have been made to smoke marijuana at the age of 8 and was taught much of what he knows about sex by Andre's sister Heather when he was 11 or 12 years old.