Ariel : Then I have to assume you made a deal with an underwater sea witch, where she took your voice in exchange for a pair of human legs! Vanellope : No! Good Lord, who would do that? Snow White : Have you ever had true love's kiss? Vanellope : Eww, barf! Jasmine : Do you have daddy issues? Vanellope : I don't even have a mom. Ariel , Snow White , Jasmine , Pocahontas , Elsa , Cinderella , Belle , Anna : Neither do we! Rapunzel : And now for the million dollar question: Do people assume all your problems got solved because a big strong man showed up? Vanellope : Yes! What is up with that? Ariel , Jasmine , Pocahontas , Elsa , Cinderella , Belle , Anna , Rapunzel : She *is* a Princess! Snow White : [sings a few notes in delight] 

[Vanellope glitches into the Disney Princesses' dressing room. When the girls see her, they defend themselves, including Mulan taking out her sword, and Cinderella taking her glass slipper, breaking it and wielding it like a shiv]  Vanellope : Whoa, whoa, ladies, I can explain! See, um... I'm a princess, too! Anna : Wait. What? Vanellope : Yeah! Princess Vanellope von Schweetz of the, uh... Sugar Rush von Schweetzes? I'm sure you've heard of us. It'd be embarrassing for you if you haven't. [laughs nervously]  Pocahontas : What kind of a princess are you? Vanellope : What kind? Rapunzel : Do you have magic hair? Vanellope : No. Elsa : Magic hands? Vanellope : No. Cinderella : Do animals talk to you? Vanellope : No. Snow White : Were you poisoned? Vanellope : No! Aurora , Tiana : Cursed? Vanellope : No! Rapunzel , Belle : Kidnapped or enslaved? Vanellope : No! Are you guys okay? Should I call the police?

Merida : [says something incomprehensible in Gaelic]  Vanellope : Uh... Moana : [to Vanellope]  We can't understand her. Anna : She's from the other studio. Vanellope : Ah.