[from trailer; Vanellope sees how popups work]  Vanellope : That looks so fun! Can I be a popup? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Yesss : Yes. Vanellope : Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Yesss : [annoyed]  You're perfect! [She gives Vanellope a popup board]  Yesss : Here! [Vanellope happily walks off with the board]  Vanellope : Thank you.

[from trailer; Ralph and Vanellope have come to see Yesss, because of Ralph's sudden Internet popularity]  Yesss : Shank is for real cool. Vanellope : Right? Ralph : Pfff! She is not! I'm the cool one, gettin' all the hearts.

Vanellope : [singing]  O steering wheel, o steering wheel, oh yes I want a steering wheel.

Ralph : [from trailer; Ralph is frustrated because of KnowsMore's AutoFill]  Looks like no-one put Humpty Dumpty together again. This guy's a little soft-boiled. Vanellope : I'm pretty sure he's just trying to guess what you're gonna say. KnowsMore : Yes. I'm sorry, but my AutoFill's a touch aggressive, today. Vanellope : Let me try. [She clears her throat]  Vanellope : Ebay Sugar Rush steering wheel! [She slams the search button. KnowsMore convulses wildly and colours flash. He returns to normal]  KnowsMore : Oh. I only found one result for your query! [He shows the webpage for the steering wheel they need being sold on Ebay]  KnowsMore : Hmm. Isn't that interesting! Ralph : What? How did you-? Vanellope : Ah, the Internet's very intuitive. [to KnowsMore]  Vanellope : Thank you, Mr. KnowsMore! KnowsMore : Well, you're welcome.

[from trailer]  First Order Stormtrooper : [having spotted Vanellope]  You're coming with us, kid. [Vanellope flees from them and accidentally glitches into the Disney Princesses chamber. They gasp when they notice her]  Vanellope : Hi.

[from trailer]  Ralph : Hey, kid, wake up! Vanellope : [screams]  Ralph, what is wrong with you? Ralph : Start churnin' butter and put on your church shoes, little sister, cuz we're about to blast off! Vanellope : Ralph, what is it you're trying to say? Ralph : We're going to the internet.

[from trailer]  KnowsMore : Welcome to the Search Bar. What can I help you find today? Ralph : Umm... KnowsMore : Umbrella? Umbridge? Umami? Ralph : No. KnowsMore : Noah's Ark? No Doubt? Nordstrom Rack? Ralph : Rrrrrr! KnowsMore : Ergonomics? Urban Outfitters? Urkel? Vanellope : [to Ralph]  I'm pretty sure he's just trying to guess what you're gonna say. KnowsMore : My AutoFill is a touch aggressive today. Vanellope : Let me try. Take me to a website that's super intense and really nuts. KnowsMore : Oh, I only found one result.

Vanellope : [from trailer]  We are going to the internet! Ralph : Super exciting! Just one minor thing: what is an "internet"?

[from trailer]  Auctioneer : [at an eBay auction]  Ladies and gentlemen, the next item up: a black velvet painting of a sorrowful kitten. Ralph : It's like it's looking into my soul. Vanellope : Yeah, that one's really gonna haunt me for a while.

[from trailer]  Ralph : Shouldn't it be, "Ralph *Wrecks* the Internet"? Vanellope : Yes, since he is Wreck-It Ralph? Yesss : Uh, yeah, but "break the internet", it's like a thing. Ralph : Right, it's just "Wreck the Internet" kinda sounds better, doesn't it? Yesss : You're not wrong.

[from trailer]  Vanellope : Aw, come on! Princesses and cartoon characters? Lame! Eeyore : [offended]  Hey.

Ariel : Then I have to assume you made a deal with an underwater sea witch, where she took your voice in exchange for a pair of human legs! Vanellope : No! Good Lord, who would do that? Snow White : Have you ever had true love's kiss? Vanellope : Eww, barf! Jasmine : Do you have daddy issues? Vanellope : I don't even have a mom. Ariel , Snow White , Jasmine , Pocahontas , Elsa , Cinderella , Belle , Anna : Neither do we! Rapunzel : And now for the million dollar question: Do people assume all your problems got solved because a big strong man showed up? Vanellope : Yes! What is up with that? Ariel , Jasmine , Pocahontas , Elsa , Cinderella , Belle , Anna , Rapunzel : She *is* a Princess! Snow White : [sings a few notes in delight] 

[from trailer; Ralph bursts into the little girl's iPad game, pushing past Vanellope]  Ralph : Outta my way, kid! [He starts feeding the bunny and the kitty pancakes and milkshakes]  Ralph : Pancake... milkshake... milkshake... I'm starting to understand why people like this game! Very zen. Milkshake! [Vanellope bursts through the double-sided doors with more pancakes]  Vanellope : Hey, look what I found! More pancakes! Ralph : Let's speed it up! [He starts feeding the bunny more pancakes]  Ralph : Pancake, pancake, pancake, pancake, pancake, pancake! Pancake, pancake! Eat, little bunny! Eat, eat! [Vanellope starts to look worried]  Vanellope : Uh, Ralph, you might wanna try feeding the kitty for a little while. [the bunny is now horrifically obese and is stuffing another plate of pancakes into its mouth]  Ralph : No, the kitty gets the milkshake! The bunny gets the pancake! [the bunny forces another plate of pancakes in its mouth. We only see the little girl's reaction as it explodes. She screams] 

[Vanellope glitches into the Disney Princesses' dressing room. When the girls see her, they defend themselves, including Mulan taking out her sword, and Cinderella taking her glass slipper, breaking it and wielding it like a shiv]  Vanellope : Whoa, whoa, ladies, I can explain! See, um... I'm a princess, too! Anna : Wait. What? Vanellope : Yeah! Princess Vanellope von Schweetz of the, uh... Sugar Rush von Schweetzes? I'm sure you've heard of us. It'd be embarrassing for you if you haven't. [laughs nervously]  Pocahontas : What kind of a princess are you? Vanellope : What kind? Rapunzel : Do you have magic hair? Vanellope : No. Elsa : Magic hands? Vanellope : No. Cinderella : Do animals talk to you? Vanellope : No. Snow White : Were you poisoned? Vanellope : No! Aurora , Tiana : Cursed? Vanellope : No! Rapunzel , Belle : Kidnapped or enslaved? Vanellope : No! Are you guys okay? Should I call the police?

Merida : [says something incomprehensible in Gaelic]  Vanellope : Uh... Moana : [to Vanellope]  We can't understand her. Anna : She's from the other studio. Vanellope : Ah.