Ariel : Then I have to assume you made a deal with an underwater sea witch, where she took your voice in exchange for a pair of human legs! Vanellope : No! Good Lord, who would do that? Snow White : Have you ever had true love's kiss? Vanellope : Eww, barf! Jasmine : Do you have daddy issues? Vanellope : I don't even have a mom. Ariel , Snow White , Jasmine , Pocahontas , Elsa , Cinderella , Belle , Anna : Neither do we! Rapunzel : And now for the million dollar question: Do people assume all your problems got solved because a big strong man showed up? Vanellope : Yes! What is up with that? Ariel , Jasmine , Pocahontas , Elsa , Cinderella , Belle , Anna , Rapunzel : She *is* a Princess! Snow White : [sings a few notes in delight]