Dr. Watt : They would have to come tonight, just when I'm feeling half dead!

Valeria : Why don't we do what they did to your friend Dracula, drive a spike through his heart. Dr. Watt : No , I don't really feel like driving tonight.

Dr. Watt : Oh this is awful, I wish I was dead. Valeria : But Orlando, you are dead. Dr. Watt : So I am, what a life.

Dr. Watt : What time is it? Valeria : [Looks at her wristwatch]  Just past December. Dr. Watt : I told you not to wake me up 'til the beginning of March!

Det Sgt. Bung : Now then, your name please. Dr. Watt : Doctor Watt. Constable Slobotham : Doctor who, sir? Dr. Watt : Watt. "Who" was my uncle, or was - I haven't seen him in ages!.

Dr. Watt : [on being told Oddbod's finger is missing]  I hope he didn't leave it anywhere embarassing! That's the trouble with my regeneration process, it makes everything so brittle. You never know what's going to drop off next.

Dr. Watt : Frying tonight!

Dr. Watt : Oddbodd, what happened to your ear? [Oddbodd makes a gesture that his ear has dropped off]  Dr. Watt : Oh, never mind. Ear today, gone tomorrow!

Det Sgt. Bung : A young lady has disappeared and we're anxious to trace her whereabouts. Dr. Watt : Oh? Whereabouts? Det Sgt. Bung : Hereabouts. Albert : At ten o'clock. Det Sgt. Bung : Or thereabouts. Constable Slobotham : In this vicinity. Det Sgt. Bung : Or roundabouts. Constable Slobotham : We're police officers. Albert : Or layabouts.