Emily Bung : Either that phone goes or I go, I can promise you that! Det Sgt. Bung : Promises, promises - always promises!

Emily Bung : Stay at that rotten police station. See if any of them will give you what you get from me. Det Sgt. Bung : It's been so long since I got anything from you, i've forgotten if it's worth having.

Det Sgt. Bung : I've been up till half six looking for a woman. Emily Bung : That should be something you're good at, looking for women. Det Sgt. Bung : I wouldn't say that, last time I tried I found you.

Emily Bung : That telephone ringing at all hours of the day and night. It's the invention of the devil. It's like someone walking in on you in the bath, it's an invasion of privacy, that's what it is. Det Sgt. Bung : You in the bath? That'd stop any invasion.

Emily Bung : You haven't taken me out for ages Det Sgt. Bung : Don't exaggerate, we went out a couple of months ago, had a lovely time. Emily Bung : You call that lovely, my poor mother's funeral. Det Sgt. Bung : Well I enjoyed it!