Prof. Anna Vrooshka : Must be finding doctors. Man is injured. Ernie Bragg : But what man? Prof. Anna Vrooshka : Is professor of archaeology. Is bleeding terrible. Fred Ramsden : Never mind his qualifications. Is he hurt badly?

[Fred Ramsden loses his Beach Ball and it ends up on Barnes' fire]  Barnes : What you yelling about? Fred Ramsden : My ball's burning! Barnes : Don't stand so close to the fire.

[in Fred Ramsden's Butcher Shop]  Fred Ramsden : Hello Elss. Mrs. Rowan : Hello love, give us a bit of that for the old man. Fred Ramsden : Give that to your husband and you're in for a night of romance. Mrs. Rowan : Ooh, can I do it in the oven? Fred Ramsden : Do it where you like, it's your kitchen. Mrs. Rowan : Ooh!