Gary Lineker : Queen Spotted in What? Ian Hislop : Dick! Gary Lineker : There goes the knighthood, Ian! Ross Noble : Queen spotted like a Leopard? Gary Lineker : The Queens head was spotted in a puddle by a care worker! Ian Hislop : There seems to be a stake underneath! A good Republican Puddle!

Gary Lineker : Sightings of a Werewolf in Hull are attributed to the mythical story of Old Stinker. Ross Noble : A great film though! American Werewolf in Hull! Paul Merton : "What have you done to yer waistcoat! It's all ripped down the back, Arnold! I don't know, every time there's a full Moon I have to buy you a new Jacket!"

Ross Noble : [about Winona Ryder claiming she was rehearsing for a role during her shoplifting trial]  So does that basically mean that if you commit a crime, as long you can somehow link it to your job, it's all right? Like, if you're, like, murdering somebody with a hammer, if you go "Oh, well, I'm a master cobbler and I was just practising."

Ross Noble : [about Winona Ryder claiming she was rehearsing for a role during her shoplifting trial]  So does that basically mean that if you commit a crime, as long you can somehow link it to your job, it's all right? Like, if you're, like, murdering somebody with a hammer, if you go "Oh, well, I'm a master cobbler and I was just practising."