Piers Morgan : Is the answer jam? [no one laughs]  Angus Deayton : Not in so many words, no. Piers Morgan : I only said that because last week Eddie Izzard said that and you roared with laughter, as if it was hilarious. Just thought I'd say it. Ian Hislop : People like him.

Ian Hislop : [in Missing Words round - "'What' kills hippo"]  Jam. [audience laughs]  Ian Hislop : You see, Piers? Piers Morgan : See, that's comedy. Angus Deayton : The answer is 'tennis ball'. The tragic tale of a two ton hippo who swallowed a tennis ball in Germany. Clive Anderson : [to Piers Morgan]  Surely you must have covered that in the Daily Mirror? That's exactly the sort of, page 5 story? Piers Morgan : What do you know about newspaper editing, Clive? Clive Anderson : About as much as you do!