Jennifer : Nobody likes a judge. Joey : Yeah, nobody likes a vampire either. Jennifer : Screw you, Joey! Joey : Screw me? Screw me? You're out of the band, Jennifer! Tyler : She's kind of the best thing about this band right now. Joey : Tyler! Tyler : I'm just saying maybe you should sleep on it. Sam : Oh my God, you really ate beef.

Jennifer : It's not what it looks like. Sam : You ate beef! Jennifer : Everyone be cool. Tyler : Okay, we've definitely smoked PCP. Jennifer : I can explain. Joey : You can explain? You can explain why you're chewing on a severed arm? Jennifer : Oh, don't be such a drama queen.

Joey : We have a six hour drive tomorrow, Jennifer. Jennifer : Yeah, and I don't want to sleep in the hearse. The hearse smells like drummer. Sam : I heard that!

Jennifer : [after Hugo discovers her draining a victim]  It's not what it looks like. Hugo : You drank the guy!