Hugo : She'll be here. I know women. Joey : We're gonna miss sound check. Sam : I hope she's okay. Joey : She's okay. She's always okay. She just doesn't care. This is why I broke up with her. Tyler : She dumped you. Hugo : Yeah, for being an insensitive prick. [Joey glares at him]  Hugo : Her words, not mine.

Jennifer : Nobody likes a judge. Joey : Yeah, nobody likes a vampire either. Jennifer : Screw you, Joey! Joey : Screw me? Screw me? You're out of the band, Jennifer! Tyler : She's kind of the best thing about this band right now. Joey : Tyler! Tyler : I'm just saying maybe you should sleep on it. Sam : Oh my God, you really ate beef.

Jennifer : It's not what it looks like. Sam : You ate beef! Jennifer : Everyone be cool. Tyler : Okay, we've definitely smoked PCP. Jennifer : I can explain. Joey : You can explain? You can explain why you're chewing on a severed arm? Jennifer : Oh, don't be such a drama queen.

Tyler : Woah! We're sleeping in the hearse tonight?