[Deadpool travels back to the moment before Peter is killed]  Deadpool : Peter! Peter : Whoo! X-Force! Deadpool : Walk away! Just walk away! Peter : But we're X-Force! Deadpool : Nope! We're not. X-Force is just a marketing tool designed by Fox executives to keep Josh Brolin employed. It doesn't exist. Peter : All right, well, this has been pretty scary! And I need to feed my cat! Deadpool : Go home, Sugarbear. Go home. Peter : Okay. Will you give Domino my email?

Deadpool : As a former X-Man... Bedlam : Trainee. Deadpool : Thank you, Bedlam. I was always appalled by the blatant sexism in the group's name. X-Men? *Men*? The point is, our group will be forward-thinking. Gender neutral. From now on, we'll be known as... X-Force. Domino : Isn't that a little derivative? Deadpool : I don't recall asking your opinion, Peter. Peter : ...That wasn't me.

Peter : [putting lotion on face]  I don't know much about this Cable fella, but I guarantee you he hasn't killed as many people as melanoma has.

Deadpool : Any powers you wanna tell us about? Any, uh... Peter : No. I don't have one. Um, I just saw the ad. I thought it looked fun. Deadpool : ...You're in. Dopinder : [in the background, throws a box of supplies]  FUCK!

Weasel : And last but not least... Peter. Deadpool : Any power you wanna tell us about. Peter : I don't... I don't have one. Um, I just saw the ad. Deadpool : You're in.