Captain : Ladies and gentleman. It's a great pleasure that I welcome you all to the final night of the voyage.

Ship Captain : Gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure to... Otis B. Driftwood : Quiet. Gentlemen, our distinguished guests have asked me to represent them in the lack of an interpreter. Now if you'll all follow me, I'll take you to their cabin; and if they're still in it, very few of us will come out alive.

Ship Captain : I cannot let the evening pass without paying a little tribute to our distinguished guests of honor - the three greatest aviators in the world. Otis B. Driftwood : Three greatest aviators, but you notice they're traveling by boat.

[the ship is sailing away from the dock]  Otis B. Driftwood : Hey, have I got time to go back and pay my hotel bill? Ship Captain : Sorry, too late. Otis B. Driftwood : That suits me fine.