Artemis is Dee's best and only friend, despite the fact that they do not seem to like each other very much. Artemis is an actress who takes her craft quite seriously. She is very open about her sexuality and makes very aggressive moves toward men. The first time she met Dennis, she licked his face. She also was in a brief relationship with Frank, Dee's father. She's often too eager to perform in the nude, even when it isn't at all necessary.