The Earl of Onslow : At the turn of the century, the Church of England was pro-fox hunting and anti-buggery. And it's now pro-buggery and anti-fox hunting. [audience laughs]  Paul Merton : But presumably with buggery you don't have to chase your quarry through the countryside. The Earl of Onslow : You ask Peter Tatchell. Ian Hislop : I don't know, they move pretty quick on Hampstead Heath, don't they? The Earl of Onslow , Paul Merton : How do you know? Glenda Jackson : I was just about to ask that myself! Paul Merton : Only when you're there! "Quick, it's Hislop, pretend you're an undercover policeman." "Quickly, swallow the evidence."