Lindsay Funke : Oh, are we still talking about the tapes? I was talking about my marriage. As you know, Bob Loblaw and I have had a secret little thing going. Michael : Real secret. In fact, he doesn't even know about it. Lindsay Funke : Last night, he finally responded to one of my subtle hints. Lindsay Funke : [flashback]  Why wont you fuck me? Bob Loblaw : I'll be honest. You're a nice girl but you dress like a common whore. And besides, I just can't go out with a client.

Tobias Fünke : So what are your plans for this evening? Bob Loblaw : I thought that maybe I would stay in and work on my law blog. Tobias Fünke : Ah, yes. The "Bob Loblaw Law Blog". You, sir, are a mouthful.