Steve Holt : [Tobias casts Steve in a female role in the school play]  BEATRIX.

Steve Holt : [reading the cast list for Tobais's play]  STEVE HOLT. Maebe : STEVE HOLT. George Michael Bluth : I'm a stand-in for... Steve Holt : [interrupting]  STEVE HOLT.

Steve Holt : Beatrice.

Steve Holt : Your mom seems pretty cool. Maebe : That's not my mom. Steve Holt : ...but she said you were her daughter. Maebe : His daughter. It's my dad. Steve Holt : That's a dude? Maebe : And the worst part is? He thinks he's passing.

Steve Holt : I've made a huge mistake. Gob : I know the feeling. I had you. I'm your father, Steve Holt. I can't hide from it any more. Steve Holt : I won't forget this... Dad. Gob : [swallows roofie]  I will. I will.