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Maeby Fünke, Shaman Sheman
George Michael Bluth : What's with Steve Holt and your mom? Maebe : Oh, I gave him the impression that she was a tranny.
George Michael Bluth : What's with Steve Holt and your mom? Maebe : Oh, I gave him the impression that she was a tranny.
Steve Holt : [reading the cast list for Tobais's play] STEVE HOLT. Maebe : STEVE HOLT. George Michael Bluth : I'm a stand-in for... Steve Holt : [interrupting] STEVE HOLT.
Steve Holt : [reading the cast list for Tobais's play] STEVE HOLT. Maebe : STEVE HOLT. George Michael Bluth : I'm a stand-in for... Steve Holt : [interrupting] STEVE HOLT.
Michael : Hi, there. Gob : What's she doing here? Maebe : Merry Christmas to you too, Uncle Gob. Michael : Is everything okay? Gob : I just don't want people's kids getting their sticky little fingers all over these $2,600 pants. Michael : You think they're going to go right for the pants?
Michael : Hi, there. Gob : What's she doing here? Maebe : Merry Christmas to you too, Uncle Gob. Michael : Is everything okay? Gob : I just don't want people's kids getting their sticky little fingers all over these $2,600 pants. Michael : You think they're going to go right for the pants?
Lindsay Funke : Dr. Funke's 100% Natural Good Time Family Band solution was a nightmare. Michael : Tobias said it was some of the most fun your family has ever had. Lindsay Funke : Yeah, well, I was whacked on Xanotab. Michael : Well I thought Xanotab was supposed to make everything better. Lindsay Funke : For fifteen minutes. Then it burns when you pee and ...
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Lindsay Funke : Dr. Funke's 100% Natural Good Time Family Band solution was a nightmare. Michael : Tobias said it was some of the most fun your family has ever had. Lindsay Funke : Yeah, well, I was whacked on Xanotab. Michael : Well I thought Xanotab was supposed to make everything better. Lindsay Funke : For fifteen minutes. Then it burns when you pee and your marriage goes to hell. It's not a good supplement. Besides, Maebe wont do it. Mae 'Maebe' Funke : Let's do it. I want to reunite the band. That was some of the best times we've ever had.
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Maebe : [upon Steve Holt asking Maebe to dance] Steve Holt.
Maebe : [upon Steve Holt asking Maebe to dance] Steve Holt.
George Michael Bluth : [after hearing that Steve Holt and Lindsay have a lunch date] Steve Holt? I thought you liked him. Maebe : I do, I'm crazy about him. He only talks to her because he thinks she has a penis. Oh, I told him that she was a tranny.
George Michael Bluth : [after hearing that Steve Holt and Lindsay have a lunch date] Steve Holt? I thought you liked him. Maebe : I do, I'm crazy about him. He only talks to her because he thinks she has a penis. Oh, I told him that she was a tranny.
Mae 'Maebe' Funke : I'm going to start acting like a kid now.
Mae 'Maebe' Funke : I'm going to start acting like a kid now.
Steve Holt : Your mom seems pretty cool. Maebe : That's not my mom. Steve Holt : ...but she said you were her daughter. Maebe : His daughter. It's my dad. Steve Holt : That's a dude? Maebe : And the worst part is? He thinks he's passing.
Steve Holt : Your mom seems pretty cool. Maebe : That's not my mom. Steve Holt : ...but she said you were her daughter. Maebe : His daughter. It's my dad. Steve Holt : That's a dude? Maebe : And the worst part is? He thinks he's passing.
Maebe : [as Surely] No more BS. No more BS.
Maebe : [as Surely] No more BS. No more BS.
Mae 'Maebe' Funke : It all adds up. He stole somebody's hair, made a wig, knocked out the guard, tunneled his way through a sewer line, and then stopped to get a candied apple on his way to Mexico. George Michael Bluth : Of course. [pause] George Michael Bluth : You're mocking me. Mae 'Maebe' Funke : Of course.
Mae 'Maebe' Funke : It all adds up. He stole somebody's hair, made a wig, knocked out the guard, tunneled his way through a sewer line, and then stopped to get a candied apple on his way to Mexico. George Michael Bluth : Of course. [pause] George Michael Bluth : You're mocking me. Mae 'Maebe' Funke : Of course.
George Michael Bluth : Oh, my God. It's your mom and gangee. Mae 'Maebe' Funke : What are they doing here? George Michael Bluth : They're adults. They're allowed to have fun whenever they want. We're kids, we're supposed to work.
George Michael Bluth : Oh, my God. It's your mom and gangee. Mae 'Maebe' Funke : What are they doing here? George Michael Bluth : They're adults. They're allowed to have fun whenever they want. We're kids, we're supposed to work.
[George Michael and Maeby are searching through the Bluth company files illegally] George Michael : Fingerprints? You said they wouldn't be taking fingerprints. Maebe : No, I said don't wear your mittens.
[George Michael and Maeby are searching through the Bluth company files illegally] George Michael : Fingerprints? You said they wouldn't be taking fingerprints. Maebe : No, I said don't wear your mittens.
Mae 'Maebe' Funke : You and I are so different. It's like we're not even related. [she leaves] George Michael Bluth : That would be amazing.
Mae 'Maebe' Funke : You and I are so different. It's like we're not even related. [she leaves] George Michael Bluth : That would be amazing.
Mae 'Maebe' Funke : Do you remember that French film we snuck into? Dangerous Cousins? George Michael Bluth : No, actually, I dont remember it. Narrator : In fact, George Michael knew the movie very well. He currently had a copy of the DVD hidden in his sock drawer.
Mae 'Maebe' Funke : Do you remember that French film we snuck into? Dangerous Cousins? George Michael Bluth : No, actually, I dont remember it. Narrator : In fact, George Michael knew the movie very well. He currently had a copy of the DVD hidden in his sock drawer.
[repeated line] Maebe : That was a freebie.
[repeated line] Maebe : That was a freebie.
Lindsay Funke : I hate to say it, but Michael might be right. You need to learn a little discipline. Mae 'Maebe' Funke : Hmm. Nope. That doesn't feel right. Lindsay Funke : No, no, no. I am telling you. You are now punished. I punish thee. Mae 'Maebe' Funke : Are you serious? What could you possibly come up with that would punish me? Lindsay Funke : Oh, I ha...
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Lindsay Funke : I hate to say it, but Michael might be right. You need to learn a little discipline. Mae 'Maebe' Funke : Hmm. Nope. That doesn't feel right. Lindsay Funke : No, no, no. I am telling you. You are now punished. I punish thee. Mae 'Maebe' Funke : Are you serious? What could you possibly come up with that would punish me? Lindsay Funke : Oh, I have to come up with another thing?
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Tobias Fünke : So fill each one of these bags with some glitter, my photo resume, some candy, and a note. Mae 'Maebe' Funke : [reading one of the notes] "I know where you live, ha, ha." Casting directors hate this. Narrator : They really do. Casting Director : [shows a casting director's office] The glitteratti has struck again. [reading the resume] Casti...
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Tobias Fünke : So fill each one of these bags with some glitter, my photo resume, some candy, and a note. Mae 'Maebe' Funke : [reading one of the notes] "I know where you live, ha, ha." Casting directors hate this. Narrator : They really do. Casting Director : [shows a casting director's office] The glitteratti has struck again. [reading the resume] Casting Director : Never hire Tobias Funke.
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[repeated line] Mae 'Maebe' Funke : Marry me.
[repeated line] Mae 'Maebe' Funke : Marry me.
Maebe : All Pop-Pop ever wanted was to see you with another man besides Daddy. Lindsay Funke : You're right. I'll just throw on a skirt, take off my underwear and make your Pop-Pop proud.
Maebe : All Pop-Pop ever wanted was to see you with another man besides Daddy. Lindsay Funke : You're right. I'll just throw on a skirt, take off my underwear and make your Pop-Pop proud.
Maebe : So, you killed Kitty, huh? Michael : No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer's questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide. [whoops and hollers heard from the conference room] Michael : And apparently, a fun one. Why don't we go see what's going on in the back, shall we? Maebe : Were those...
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Maebe : So, you killed Kitty, huh? Michael : No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer's questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide. [whoops and hollers heard from the conference room] Michael : And apparently, a fun one. Why don't we go see what's going on in the back, shall we? Maebe : Were those the last words Kitty ever heard?
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Mae 'Maebe' Funke : [noticing Tobias dressed in all leather] Didnt you get a job or something? Tobias Fünke : No, no I didnt. Unless... you consider "World's Coolest Daddy" a job.
Mae 'Maebe' Funke : [noticing Tobias dressed in all leather] Didnt you get a job or something? Tobias Fünke : No, no I didnt. Unless... you consider "World's Coolest Daddy" a job.
Mae 'Maebe' Funke : Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold T-shaped pendants? Michael : That's a cross. Mae 'Maebe' Funke : Across from where?
Mae 'Maebe' Funke : Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold T-shaped pendants? Michael : That's a cross. Mae 'Maebe' Funke : Across from where?
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