Lucille Austero : Do you like ham? Carl Weathers : No. [pause]  Carl Weathers : I love it.

Tobias Fünke : Do you see me more as the respected dramatic actor or more of the beloved comic actor? Carl Weathers : Whoa, whoa, whoa. There's still plenty of meat on that bone. Now you take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato. Baby, you've got a stew going. Tobias Fünke : Yes, that's fine, but I would like to focus on my acting, Mr. Weathers. I did give you my last $1, 100. Carl Weathers : Let me tell you a little story about acting. I was doing this Showtime movie, Hot Ice with Anne Archer, never once touched my per diem. I'd go to Craft Service, get some raw veggies, bacon, Cup-A-Soup... baby, I got a stew going. Tobias Fünke : [pause]  I think I'd like my money back.

Carl Weathers : [about Burger King]  I'm going to go get a drink refill. You know you can get unlimited refills on any drink you want... and it's free? Tobias Fünke : It's a wonderful restaurant. Narrator : It sure is.