Drew Carey : [Scenes from a hat]  Things that make the audience boo! Ryan Stiles : [to Colin]  What color's your poo in the morning [BOO]  Jeff Bryan Davis : Okay so we have our potatoes simmering. Now after we filet the baby seal. [BOO!]  Ryan Stiles : You simply wait for traffic, then you push the old lady. Push the old lady. [mixed boos and applause]  Ryan Stiles : I wasn't looking for applause on that one. I was looking for... Jeff Bryan Davis : And the award for the best actor goes to - Keanu Reeves. [BOOOOOOO] 

Drew Carey : [scenes from a hat]  Bad times to smoke a cigarette. Colin Mochrie : Fire! [takes a puff]  Jeff Bryan Davis : [takes two puffs]  All right, push, Mrs. Johnson. Colin Mochrie : [Ryan crouches near Colin's buttocks and smokes]  I can't believe I broke my old record of six burritos.

Ryan Stiles : [Scenes from a hat- U.S cities that will never have a song written about them]  We wouve you Walla Walla, Washington! We wouve you Walla Walla, Washington Colin Mochrie : Proud citizens of Dog-Lick... Wayne Brady : Our arms are wide open at Muscelahoochehella Alabama, Muscelahoochehella Alabama... Ryan Stiles : We call it Butte- Not Butt- Montana! Jeff Bryan Davis : Who wants an Oxnard, I do, I do! Ryan Stiles : [In a stoner voice]  What's the matter with Weed?

Jeff Bryan Davis : Well, frankly, my dear, I don't give a Spam.

Drew Carey : Colin, Colin, another hundred dollars for you, buddy. [Drew and Colin kiss]  Ryan Stiles : That's just dirty money now. Drew Carey : How bad you want it, Mochrie? Come on, get your dirty money. Wayne Brady : He kissed really nice... For a dude. Ryan Stiles : I don't think the tongue was necessary, but I think... Wayne Brady : [singing]  I'm in love with a Canadian man... Drew Carey : Just when you thought "Will & Grace" was the gayest show on TV, along comes "Whose Line Is It Anyway". Ryan Stiles : Hey, uh... [Wayne, Colin, and Ryan indicate wedding rings, Drew and Jeff are unmarried]  Jeff Bryan Davis : [kisses Colin and grins innocently] 

Drew Carey : Occupations where breaking into song is discouraged. Ryan Stiles : [pantomimes putting Colin into the electric chair]  We're... gonna... Fry you this morning, fry you this morning! Wayne Brady : [goes up with Jeff]  I'm sorry, but your husband... Isn't gonna make it isn't gonna make it, no, ain't gonna make it, isn't gonna make it... Jeff Bryan Davis : [continuing]  Isn't gonna make it! Colin Mochrie : [mimes trapping himself in a box]  I'm a MIME!