Drew Carey : [playing scenes from a hat]  What Robin Williams thinking right. Robin Williams : I have a career, what the hell am I doing?

Drew Carey : Wow, would you look at all the viewers we have! Friends must be a rerun! Robin Williams : [Comes up and scares him under the desk]  Hahaha! Drew Carey : You scared me!

Drew Carey : Things you don't expect to hear when you put your ear to a seashell. Ryan Stiles : [referring to last scene]  I'm Spartacus! Wayne Brady : Put me down! Robin Williams : Who's your daddy?

Drew Carey : [Scenes From A Hat]  Inappropriate anecdotes on a celebrity talk show. Wayne Brady : [laughter]  ... no, so I left the body in the trunk, and everyone is like, "Ooh, what's that smell"? [buzz]  Colin Mochrie : ...so, things are tough, I'm a big ho. And... [buzz]  Colin Mochrie : I'm s... Robin Williams : ...so I said: "Get off me grandma, I'm done"! [buzz]  Wayne Brady : ...so, I'm looking through the window, and there's Robin and his grandmother, and I'm like... [buzz]  Ryan Stiles : So... anyway, long story short, [pointing at his wedding ring]  Ryan Stiles : this is the stone I passed!

Drew Carey : [Scenes from a hat]  Worlds worst subject for an interpretive dance. Ryan Stiles : [Makes wave movements with arms]  Diarrhea, flows like a river. Robin Williams : [crouches down]  Impotence is a horrifying thing! [Wayne comes in and straightens Robin up. They later hop back to their spots] 

Drew Carey : If entertainers worked funerals. Wayne Brady : Please gather around the body. Whooof! [pantomimes removing the blanket]  Wayne Brady : He's not there anymore! Huh? Thank you! [takes a bow]  Robin Williams : Is this the loved one? Alright start the truck Johnny! WOW, LOOK AT HIM MOVE! Isn't that incredible, ladies and gentlemen? With just 6 volts, you can make your relatives dance again! Ryan Stiles : [Pantomimes opening the dead person's mouth and sticks his head in like a lion tamer in a circus act]  Colin Mochrie : [Pantomimes twirling the body like a balloon person]  A dog! Ryan Stiles : [Picks up body and holds it like a dummy]  Well, Harry and I would like to thank you all for coming by, wouldn't we Harry?...

Drew Carey : Famous movie roles as played by Carol Channing Ryan Stiles : I know what you're thinking. Did I fire seven shots or six? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this confusion, I forgotten myself. So you have to ask yourself one question. Do you feel lucky? Well do you, punk? Robin Williams : Well surely you must be the son of God! Ryan Stiles : I'm Spartacus!