Jack : That doesn't look like a salad to me! Where's the arugula? Where's the radicchio? Where's the Rwanda? Ben Doucette : Jack, one of those isn't a salad ingredient so much as a war-torn country in Africa. Jack : I know that! I sponsor a kid in Arugula!

[Karen is feeling depressed]  Grace : I need you to do me a favor... I need you to hit on Karen. [pause]  Ben Doucette : Please tell me you just said you need me to PUT a hit on Karen.

Ben Doucette : Let's talk wine. Karen, you have any preference? Karen : Honey, I'd suck the alcohol out of a deodorant stick, so you're asking the wrong gal.

Ben Doucette : Yes you will. Will : No I won't. Ben Doucette : Yes you will. Will : No I won't. Ben Doucette : You know, it's a little ironic. Thirty years of legal experience between us, and this is how we argue. And yes you will.

Karen : I'm still waiting on that drink. Ben Doucette : Something tells me you haven't been waiting.

Ben Doucette : You have till Friday, Will. Will : Friday... Like in Friday? Ben Doucette : No, Friday like in Thursday, but I'll give you till Friday.

Will : Ben Doucette, Karen Walker. Ben Doucette : I know Mrs. Walker. Karen : Oh, yeah... I remember you. Stan and I met you at the Whitney opening. You were the bartender. Yeah. Ben Doucette : No, you just gave me your drink order. Karen : Yeah... and I'm still waiting for it.