[during Jack 2001, Jack is singing and dancing to 'Arthur's Theme,' holding up pictures of the moon and New York City]  Jack : The best that you can do - cha cha cha - the best that you can do - Chaka Khan - is fall in love... two, three, four, off. Thank you. Thanks for stickin' round. Val : Whoo! Yay! Oh, my God, Jack. That was the best show ever. It felt like you were singing only to me. Jack : Well, for the last seven shows, I was. Val : Look, I don't know what to say. I just - I really just wanna... officially thank you for coming into my life. It's just that, well, you're my world now. Jack : Yeah, about that, um... see, the problem is I live here [holds up the New York picture]  Jack : and I'm thinking you live waaaaaay up here. [holds up the moon picture]  Jack : .

[Val has stolen Grace's music box, which plays "Hava Nagila", and claimed it is hers]  Will : How long have you had it? Val : Oh, for, like, forever. Will : Oh, what's it play? Val : This old Irish song that I love. Will : Sweet. Can I hear it? Val : Sure. [opens the music box, singing along]  Val : Gosh and begorra, gosh and begorra, gosh and begorra, my Irish eyes... Grace : [shrieking]  It's 'Hava Nagila'! It's not an Irish song! It's an ancient Hebrew song about... something Jewish!

Val : I pretended your jockstrap was an oxygen mask all day today. Jack : Okay, time to go, psycho.

[Val is making obscene positions in the elevator]  Will : Val? What are you doing? Val : Oh, nothing, just a liitle something to the security camera. A liitle gift for the boys in the basement. Jack : Shut up, I do the same thing. Will : I hate to disappoint you both, bu that's not a security camera, that's a smoke detector.