Jack : Elliot, we're gonna have an adult conversation now so I think you should leave the room. [They start walking towards the door]  Elliot : Well, can I listen at the door? Jack : [looking around]  ... Yeah, I think that'd be okay.

[Elliot is on a soccer team]  Jack : [dragging Elliot into Will's apartment]  Will someone talk to this kid? He's thinkin' about quitting the team. Elliot : Yeah, because I'm awful. They even have a new nickname for me on the team. "Awful." Jack : I give up. I throw up my hands and jut out my hip. [he does]  Grace : [to Elliot]  You know what, when I was your age, there were a lot of kids who said I couldn't kiss. But did I quit kissing? I did not. I stuck with it. I made out with every guy who would have me. And today... [waves her hand around, showing off her wedding ring]  Jack : Not you, Whore-a Flynn Boyle!