Grace : Fine, if you want to spend our traditional Haunnukah dinner time with Jack, then that's fine. But all I'm sayin' is, betta' him than me! [Storms away]  Bobbi Adler : [to resteraunt patrons]  You'll have to forgive her. She's never really forgiven me for being the prettier sister.

Grace : Where's Daddy? Bobbi Adler : Oh, he's in Conneticut. Grandma Rose threatened to die.

Bobbi Adler : Now Grace, I don't want you to freak out, but the biggest day of your life is ruined. Grace : What? Bobbi Adler : Your father's back went out. Grace : Well how is he going to walk me down the aisle? Bobbi Adler : Oh don't worry, we'll just put a pastrami sandwich under the Chuppah and he'll find his way there.