Cher : [to Jack during his dream]  Follow your bliss jack... Jack : [grabs one of Cher's dancers]  my bliss is this way.

[Cher sings]  Jack : STOP IT. STOP IT. You're hawking your album during my dream? Cher : Well, someone's gotta pay for these costumes and dancing fairies.

Cher : Don't talk to me about rejection, okay? Look how many times I've gone down in flames. Remember, I LOST the Oscar for 'Moonstruck'. Jack : But you WON the Oscar for 'Moonstruck'. Cher : And don't you forget it.

Cher : Ya know dude, it is a little weird that you are talking to my doll. Jack : Um I don't think that I need a drag queen to define normal behavior. But I will say this, the look, is flawless. Cher : Whatever. Jack : Ohh. Working the attitude. OK, you're good. Cher : I've had a lot of practice. Jack : Hey hey. You're not that great Mister Sister. I do a better Cher than you. Cher : Ya think so? Jack : Actually it's "You think so, hooooooooooooooe" Cher : Are you kidding me with this? Jack : OK, the hand is perfect, but it's more "are you kidding me with this, hoooooooooooe" Cher : Get a life. [walks away then turns around]  Cher : [sings]  If I could turn back time. Jack : [clears throat to sing]  If I could turn back time, hoooooooooooe. Time hoooooooe. Time hoooooe. Time hoooooe. Cher : [slaps Jack]  Snap out of it! [she leaves; Jack realizes who she really was and faints]